That awkward moment when...

That awkward moment when you don't love someone, so you say "thanks."

That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents.

That awkward moment when you drop your Cocaine in the snow.

That awkward moment when you're sitting on Santa's lap and you're not the only happy one.

That awkward moment when Edward and Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.

That awkward moment when Disneyland officially names your mom a ride.

That awkward moment when your boyfriend reminds the dentist to be careful because you gag easily.

That awkward moment when a fat kid says "that's how I roll."

That awkward moment when you're singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

That awkward moment when a couple of guys who are up to no good start making trouble in your neighborhood.

That awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and Kevin G is making love to your woman on the floor.

That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there's chips inside.

That awkward moment when you find out that the 9-year-old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of satan.

That awkward moment when Lady Gag shows up to a party wearing the same outfit as you.

That awkward moment when you go to watch a fight and a hockey game breaks out.