Tuesday, December 20, 2011

My Christmas List

Here's what I want for Christmas:
  • to win the lottery
  • to be 21
  • an NBA All-Star boyfriend
  • 500 pairs of Nikes
  • my own reality show
  • sex
  • a North Face
  • backstage passes to a Drake concert
  • a shopping spree at Victoria's Secret
  • A's in all my classes
  • to get along with my family
  • a good singing voice
  • to lose my craving/need for caffeine
  • a permanent tan
  • a job that pays $100+ per hour
  • socks
  • an endless supply of Nerds
  • a teleporter
  • naturally pretty hair
  • an Audi
  • season tickets for the Timberwolves
  • a date with Kevin Love
  • a date with Christian Ponder
  • a date with Drake
  • a date with Ke$ha
  • a date with Nicki Minaj
  • another couple of inches of height
  • bigger tits
  • a king-size bed
  • no more bills
  • a personal chef
  • a sugar daddy
  • a personal trainer
  • a new iPod touch
  • a house on the beach
  • an island
So if you're getting me a Christmas present, follow the list!

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