Drivers That I Hate

I am a fast and smart driver, so I hate being around slow and/or stupid drivers.  I get road rage easily, so I thought I'd vent some of it here.


I hate drivers that think that, even though I'm coming straight on, they can right turn on red and accelerate in time.  No.  Don't do it.  I will either end up nearly rear-ending you, or having to go around you and giving you a dirty look for being a selfish dipshit.

I hate drivers that think they understand four-way stops when they really don't.  No, you can't just approach and stop quick and then go.  No, you don't need to wait for everyone to approach the intersection and stop, just to make sure no one will hit you if you go.  No, I don't want you to "let" me go because of Minnesota-nice.  Just go on your turn, dammit, and don't take 5,000 years!

I hate drivers that drive ridiculously slow when it is unnecessary.  Just because it's raining, doesn't mean it's always slippery, so it doesn't mean you need to drive 20 below the speed limit.  And if there are no adverse weather conditions, there is absolutely no reason for you to be this goddamn stupid!

I hate drivers that get mad when I try to pass them and start to speed up when I'm trying to go around them.  If you do that, genius, then I'm just going to get right back behind you, even angrier than before, and tail you until I have another opportunity to pass you.

There is nothing I hate more than people driving in the fast lane when they really shouldn't be there!  Especially if the other lanes are open!  I'm sorry, but if you are in the fast lane, the slowest you should be going is 70.  And if I'm trying to pass you, get the fuck over!