I think they should be more realistic when they name candies... so here are some examples I have.
Lemonheads = Yellow Crackballs
Nerds = Cocaine Pellets
Milk Duds = Super Glue
Dots = Flavored Rubber
Sweettarts = A WHOLE LOTTA SUGAR
Cow Tales = Nasty Asshole
Mike & Ike = Edible Glowsticks
Starbursts = 1 Part Sugar : 20 Parts Wrapper
Sour Patch Kids = Not Sweet, All Sour
Shocktarts = Tastebud-Killing Discs
Butterfinger = Peanut Butter Crumble
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups = HEAVEN ON EARTH
Here's some more good ones:
The Real Names of Candy
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