Thursday, December 22, 2011

Mall Madness

Mall shopping two days before Christmas Eve is not a good idea... ever.  Here are some ideas for mall efficiency:

  • stroller lane/floor/mall (FUCK STROLLERS)
  • mosey hours and no-mosey hours (a.k.a. power trip hours)
  • NO MOSEY EVER rule
  • no stupid people allowed rule
  • bigger aisles
  • open 24 hours for night owl shoppers
  • "keep kids tied down" rule

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