Ways to Lose Your Ticket to PoundTown

Doing any of these things will instantly revoke your ticket:

• make up stupid cheap rules when playing beer pong
• tell me that my drink is weak
• tell me that I look like your cousin
• tell me that you want to cuddle
• have annoying friends
• be ugly
• baby carrot
• hold my hand
• get belligerently drunk
• be unable to handle your liquor
• be stupid/not funny
• say something bad about the Timberwolves
• call me "little girl"
• tell me about your ex
• be rude to my friends
• try to get on every girl around
• ask me if I have any condoms
• ask me if I have an STD
• be clingy
• tell me you're a virgin
• call me the wrong name/forget my name
• tell me that I'm not a big deal (WRONG)