Ways to Get in My Pants

Here are some surefire ways to get in my pants (with some exceptions) that may or may not work on other girls:

• buy me lots of alcohol/make me lots of (strong) drinks
• talk about basketball/the Timberwolves
• take me to a sporting event
• ask me if i am or if my car is a transformer
• sing r&b to me
• sing Drake to me
• be sexy
• be ripped
• have a big dick
• take me with when you race cars illegally
• play beer pong with me and be really good
• be in the military
• make smoldering eye contact with me (preferably across the beer pong table)
• be my best friend
• take off your shirt and reveal that you are photoshopped
• fight me
• put money in my bra
• show me where the bathroom is
• say "nice legs"
• be just the right amount of cocky
• buy me food at 2 am
• teach me how to do something cool/useful
• carry me/give me a piggy-back ride
• be awesome