Sunday, February 26, 2012

BootyText

To follow up with my previous post... I tracked the number of guys that booty texted me for three days, but then I forgot after that... anyway, here's the totals:

Monday 2/6: 6 guys
Tuesday 2/7: 4 guys
Wednesday 2/8: 2 guys

It's ridiculous... six different guys in one night!  Jesus people, desperate much?

Monday, February 6, 2012

Entertaining, Yet Aggravating

So I thought of a genius idea tonight, I'm going to keep track of how many guys booty text me everyday until next Monday and then I'm going to post about it.  I thought of this wonderful idea because I got six tonight!  Assholes!

Friday, February 3, 2012

Ice Cream Flavor Ideas

Here are some ice cream flavors I would like to try:

  • Candy Jubilee
  • Sex
  • Cum (or maybe not... too salty)
  • Red Bull
  • Mountain Dew
  • Bacon
  • Pop Tart
  • Wet Dream
  • Pot
  • Beer
  • Tequila Fun
  • Ultra-Frozen Margarita
  • Giant Pickle
  • Twice-Baked Potato
  • Sparkles

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Good for Them


Lack of Internet

Sooo I just moved into an apartment and I don't have internet.  WTF.  That is the reason for the lack of posts lately, but from this experience I have realized how much I rely on internet.  It's a good thing I have a smart phone, but still, it just doesn't cut it.  Things I can't do without internet:
  • watch my numerous TV shows
  • waste my life away on Facebook
  • update my blogs
  • listen to half of the music I like ):
  • watch porn
  • Google random shit
  • chat with my friends/stalkers on Facebook
  • Stumble
  • play stupid games
  • stare at pictures of hot guys
  • watch porn
Wahhhhhhhhhh!  I need to get this situation fixed ASAP.