OBSESSED

THIS SONG IS SO WONDERFUL.

And naturally, it was on Glee before it was on the radio....

Idols

This is a list of the women that I idolize:

Ke$ha: She's a bad bitch.  She likes to drink and dance her ass off and she gives no fucks.

Mila Kunis: She's hot.  She's funny.  She's badass.

Rihanna: She's also hot and badass.  And she loves rough sex apparently.

Beyonce: Gorgeous.  Amazing voice.  The only celebrity that has stayed with the same partner for an extended amount of time.

Bitches Be Crazy

Things that piss me off about girls:

• they never stop talking
• their constant need for attention
• always whining about needing a man... no, you are perfectly capable of living without one
• so many emotions!
• they never say exactly what they mean
• they talk about stupid things, like what they had for dinner, where they got their notebook, etc.
• always gossiping and talking about friends behind each other's backs
• always needing reassurance

Bitches be crazy, and dramatic and annoying.  Fuck bitches, get money!

My Favorite Office Moments

BootyText

To follow up with my previous post... I tracked the number of guys that booty texted me for three days, but then I forgot after that... anyway, here's the totals:

Monday 2/6: 6 guys
Tuesday 2/7: 4 guys
Wednesday 2/8: 2 guys

It's ridiculous... six different guys in one night!  Jesus people, desperate much?

Wonderful.

Entertaining, Yet Aggravating

So I thought of a genius idea tonight, I'm going to keep track of how many guys booty text me everyday until next Monday and then I'm going to post about it.  I thought of this wonderful idea because I got six tonight!  Assholes!